The ZAK HENRY SONG: (it is based loosely on Subway’s Clay Henry song… but the rhythm changes in the middle… so it sorta doesn’t make
sense until it’s sung to you)
Zak Henry, Zak Henry. He’s a carrot head who lives in Red in Botany. Got real good at playing hockey, won the MVP trophy.
Flicking cards in peoples eyes his mum sells lots of pies, at the canteen yum yum yum fat goes straight to your bum.
Vanessa stands for butterfly, likes her more than his mum’s pies.
Subway EAT FRESH!!
196. My eye colour is: I call it brown but it has been called hazel and even orange!
195. My shoe size is: about 8, sometimes nine
192. My height is: minimal. I am currently five foot four, no idea in centimeters
190. Place I grew up in: NZ, Auckland. Also Goteburg, Sweden for 2 years when I was small.
189. The last book I read: Stormbreaker for the 4th/5th time
176. Last song that made me cry was: In a song???? Um no?
170. What did you do last night?: I ummm ? ? nothing I think?watched tv maybe
167. My skin?s reaction to the sun is (tan/burn): Burn, Freckle, Burn, Freckle, Burn, Freckle, Skin Cancer, Death
:::::I Do (YES)/Do Not (NO) Believe In:::::
143. Santa?: No, I don?t agree with Ludwig tho, it teaches children that your parents are not perfect.
142. Love at first sight?: No
141. Luck?: No, you make your own luck
140. Fate?: Nope, you change your world to suit yourself, not your world changes you..
138. Aliens?: Not aliens as in E.T. crap, but I find it extremely difficult to believe we are alone in the infinite void of space
137. Heaven?: No?.i wish I did tho, it would be nice to imagine an afterlife but also conceptually impossible in my feeble mind
136. Hell?: Look up ^
135. Ghosts?: No, just like my heaven/hell answers, I believe the mind dies, and cells die, therefore no ?spirit? can get out and haunt people.
Maybe my imagination is too limited but oh well.
134. Horoscopes?: Im sorry, I just have to say LOL to that question..
133. Soulmates?: I hope so?.
:::::Which is Better?:::::
129. Hugs or Kisses? Kisses ? they mean more and are emotionally invigorating lol.
120. Night or Day: Night ? have you ever walked outside at night and stared at the sky for no reason???
And I hate the day cos it contains the bringer of all pain ? the SUN aaaaaaa (I am burnt at the moment in case you can?t tell)
118. Curly or Straight hair: Straight
::: last time I::: family doesn?t count)
103. Kissed someone: Last week, cant remember what day ^^
102. Hugged someone: Rebecca yesterday at her bdae
99. Grew: currently am ? hair skin, synapses, nails, etc
::::MISC::::
83. The last movie I saw in the theater was: Stormbreaker
80. The most unsatisfactory answer I?ve ever received is: Anything Mr Brinsden says is unsatisfactory.
76. This summer I: will fry in the death rays of the sun?
75. Something I will really miss when I leave home: A large house ? I will go into I dingy flat I imagine?ugh
74. The thing that I?m looking forward to the most: Maybe my birthday
73. Tomorrow i am: Going to buy a wireless router and say goodbye to Vanessa ? ill miss her?at least its only 8 days 7
2. Today: Archery (Yay I did well yeeeha)
71. This (up coming) Summer: I think I have already answered this
70. Next Week: Holidays yay?. no Vanessa not yay
67. People call me: Henry, Zak, Ginga, Ginger Ninja, o yea btw I HAVE A SONG yay ? ask novia for the lyrics (posted above)
61. The person that can read me the best is: No-one awww sad ? not really im just too odd for people to get all aspects of me
58. I have the following siblings: Jessica(20)
56. My zodiac sign is: Libra 4
48. I have/will get a job at: Animation/Design
45. The worst sound in the world: A blowfly still buzzing after you must have unleashed about half the can at it but it will not die arggg.
39. My favorite state?: Gas ? Strongest wind cannot be seen ? sorry but it is the lead up to exams and I suck at English so im going to keep on
saying quotes randomly.
33. My favorite piece of clothing is: Hoodies
32. My favorite sport to play is: Hockey/Archery
31. Last time I cried: Beginning of last year
21. The all-time best feeling in the world is: Adrenaline? fore me at least
17. I lose all respect for people who: Are lazy ? like me!
9. My room is: Rated EC-10 for emotional content (Its an in joke from Equilibrium if you have seen it)
(Basically it means it is necessary to torch the lot for it to be tidy)
8. My favorite celebrity is: IM not like that?
5. My weakness/es is/are: Music and social occasions.


2 Comments
Gotta love the Henry song
Scary - more the four years on and this is still on the first google results page for the search term “Zak Henry”