http://revision3.com/diggnation/2008-03-27foxnews/?autoplay=true <— This week’s episode of Diggnation… watch it, it’s awesome.
There are a few things that I want to talk about relating to this episode so it’s probably better to watch it before continuing to read.
1. Why the freaking hell is my computer lagging… this has nothing to do with the episode but just in the last 2 minutes my computer lagged for like 10 seconds 4 times.
2. If you check out the person who submitted the story about the solar powered building you’ll notice that the username is supernova17 … cool coincidence n’est pas? (If you don’t know my nickname for dragon boating was Super Nova and I am 17… so I could fully lie and say that one of the stories I submitted got onto Diggnation… I’m not even on digg.com though so that would be pretty useless.)
3. Super Mario pic is fucking creepy… it looks like it wants to eat my brain or molest me… I’m using it because that ain’t human.
4. The jawbone ad has a very sleek and sexy ad and then a random non-sleek, non-sexy promo at the end… and it lies.. It says that the jawbone makes the phonecall sound crystal clear. I’m sorry but something must be wrong with your crystal. That example sounded like it was one of those 911 calls they have on the news and they have the subtitles or no one would know what they were saying. Like: oh my god by bswoish wejdos is being robbed liskeht eisliol … You know what I mean? And I personally don’t like making claims like CRYSTAL CLEAR when I know in the future it’s going to be like a kagillion times better… I must admit the Jawbone is pretty cool with it’s sound shield but in like 20 years it won’t have that crap walkie-talkie sound.
5. Diggnation are sell-outs!!! Moving to a bigger network will mean they get more money and better equipment etc BUT it will also increase their fan base who will all want to buy Diggnation merch and they might run out of Diggnation shirts before September!!! Ludwig is getting me a Diggnation shirt for my birthday you see… That’s the only selfish reason I have to protest them moving to a larger network.
I’m depressed because I can’t go to the Panic! At The Disco concert. I still haven’t listened to Pretty.Odd. If I had listened to it from the first day I bought it I would have memorised all of the words by now. GAR AT MY FUCKING ANNOYING PARENTS. I’M TURNING THE HALL LIGHT OFF NOW JUST TO ANNOY THEM.